CrappyPasta Challenge - CringePasta
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Posted by Skill Flea on: 06:57 AM, 04/11/16


Very simple contest. I want you guys to come up with the cringiest fucking OC stories. I might even narrate a few of them...

No rules. No limitations. Go fucking bonkers. I want something that will send shivers up my spine because of the cringe. Let's see what you guys can do!

« Last Edit: 06:59 AM, 04/11/16 by Skill Flea »
Do you enjoy a glass of red or white blood cells?

Creepypasta/Entertainment Show: Skill Flea Circus



Posted by Slimebeast on: 12:16 AM, 04/13/16
"I love you." said Jeff the Killer to Jill the Jiller.




Posted by Skill Flea on: 12:28 AM, 04/13/16
"I love you." said Jeff the Killer to Jill the Jiller.

"But our love can never be!" said Jill the Jiller. "You've been threatened by my brother!"
His name, Bill the Biller.


Do you enjoy a glass of red or white blood cells?

Creepypasta/Entertainment Show: Skill Flea Circus



Posted by Slimebeast on: 01:43 AM, 04/13/16
Little did they suspect, Dill the Diller was nearby and he was the worst of all.




Posted by Kiisu Katt on: 01:10 AM, 04/15/16
Little did they suspect, Dill the Diller was nearby and he was the worst of all.

His salty dill pickle trembled with carnal delight as he eavesdropped on Jeff and Jill [who went up the hill to fetch a rusty spoon], and he smiled.. a very, very wide grin, stretching almost literally from one earlobe to the other.  Oh, what a smile it was!  It was such a wide and wretched grin that it peeled his face off - REVEALING WHAT WAS UNDERNEATH HIS MASK!!

Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua.



Posted by Slimebeast on: 05:01 PM, 04/15/16
Just then, an emo teen in a hoodie walked by. He took out a bootleg power rangers mask (the black ranger) and put it on.




Posted by Kiisu Katt on: 01:56 AM, 04/17/16
He was accompanied by his super gothic girlfriend, who was wearing a lacey black skirt with Jack Skellington faces all over, striped thigh-high stockings, HUGE platform boots [black, of course], a black and scarlet corset with ribbons like dripping tears of blood, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eyeshadow.  A preppy bitch named Britney stood in the background and rolled her eyes while applying lipgloss.  We put up our middle fingers at her.

Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua.



Posted by TheRussianGunman23 on: 07:26 PM, 04/28/16
And finally satan popped out and said "Fuck you all" and killed everyone.


The end.

"I'LL PUT YOU TO REST.....IN PIECES!!!"

"The Canadian Crippler! CHRIS BENOIT!"

"I'm the Gunman..." ((my profile picture))



Posted by eggstaff on: 02:25 AM, 04/30/16
There once was a person who worked at a gas station, all day every day he saw the same people. Most had substance abuse problems. One Easter a homeless person wearing blankets for clothes pulled a knife on him for a soda. And do you know who that gas station attendant was? It was you because you didn't go to college. True story.

Also trump got elected.




Posted by TheRussianGunman23 on: 06:28 PM, 05/ 1/16
There once was a person who worked at a gas station, all day every day he saw the same people. Most had substance abuse problems. One Easter a homeless person wearing blankets for clothes pulled a knife on him for a soda. And do you know who that gas station attendant was? It was you because you didn't go to college. True story.

Also trump got elected.


"Trump got elected"


i'd rather be murdered by Jason voorhee's that witnessed that happen.

"I'LL PUT YOU TO REST.....IN PIECES!!!"

"The Canadian Crippler! CHRIS BENOIT!"

"I'm the Gunman..." ((my profile picture))