Author Topic: My Brother has made me deathly afraid of snickers bars  (Read 2134 times)

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ParmaJon

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SO I was sitting on  my couch when I heard a spooky noise. Itwas my asshole ghost brother walking around being a dick. He was doing things with bag of fun size snickerbar. THEN HE SAID BOO! jk THEN HE SAID hey kid, want a fun sized snickers bar?” I said yes politely. Then the horror began. He then threw a snickers bar at me!!!!! It landed in my shirt.  THEN HE SAID hey kid, want a fun sized snickers bar?” I said yes cuz i was hongry. Then he threw a snickers bar at me and it landed in my shirt again. I ate both of them and they taste.  THEN HE SAID hey kid, want a fun sized snickers bar?” I said no cuz i no hungry no more. Then he threw it at me and it landed in my shirt and I ate it. My stomach very full.  THEN HE SAID hey kid, want a fun sized snickers bar?” I said no please no stop.  THEN HE SAID hey kid, want a fun sized snickers bar?”  THen he threw two more bars into my shirt, one landing on my crotch.  THEN HE SAID hey kid, want a fun sized snickers bar?” and he kept saying ruthlessly it over and over until he emptied the hole bag onto me. Then i ate them all and belly stuff hurt. :(


Later that year I was playing baseball and I wanted to hit ball but PSTD and got scared and froze. D:  I was not good! ALL I SAW SWAS SNICKERS BAR!!!!!! I cant walk in grocrey stores anymoer because of scary snickers bars. Plz help me, i heard someone walking downstairs and i think i hear the sound of snickers bars, but they arent fun sized this time.
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"But they aren't fun sized this time..." Ha ha, death by snickers bars..
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