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Slimebeast

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on: 03:24:38 PM 01/14/16
Let's do that thing people do.

One sentence.

Be creepy.

Go.



Example:

"For Sale: Crucifix, doesn't work."

(spot the reference for extra points.)



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on: 08:49:02 PM 01/14/16
Free Domain Available: BlackPeopleMeat.com

(hint: there's a reference to a really popular website here)


"For Sale: Crucifix, doesn't work."

(spot the reference for extra points.)

I have no idea what this reference is Slimy.
Do you enjoy a glass of red or white blood cells?

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on: 05:48:53 PM 01/17/16
When I asked my reflection a question, it answered me.
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on: 02:11:05 AM 01/18/16
It was a brand new carton of milk, but there was my old school photo on the side.



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on: 03:54:15 AM 01/18/16
Grandma helped bake the cookies for her funeral.
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on: 05:53:15 AM 01/18/16
I panicked at the sound of dirt falling on the box I was in.
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on: 06:19:11 AM 01/18/16
I woke up to find her dead in my bed, and not in the woods where I'd left her.
Black goat from the woods with a thousand young



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on: 06:41:39 AM 01/18/16
My father bent down and kissed me good night, as he'd done every night for the ten years since he died.
Black goat from the woods with a thousand young



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on: 08:08:52 AM 01/18/16
As I finished my meal I came to the conclusion that humans really do taste like chicken.
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on: 04:31:18 PM 01/18/16
The doctors gave me my sight back but everyone looks like a living rotting corpse.
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on: 09:16:42 PM 01/21/16
I came to the rushing horror of the notion that I accidentally hit the reply all button....
I'm sitting in my room with a needle in my hand...Just waiting for the tomb of some old dying man.



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on: 08:21:43 PM 01/23/16
Slimebeast, it kind of sounds like Hemingway's famous six-word-novel, "For sale: Baby shoes, never used."

Well, here's my stab at it,

The paradox of insanity: They say insane people don't realize they are insane, but I know I'm healthy despite what the doctors tell me.
I don't know much, but I know just enough to be dangerous.



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on: 10:19:47 PM 01/23/16
The taxi traveled backward for hours until the driver owed me several hundred dollars.



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on: 11:59:55 PM 01/23/16
Right when the coffin had finally been lowered under the soil and buried, we all heard a loud snore.



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on: 07:23:57 PM 02/04/16
I look over to my left and saw my wife sitting in her chair with her knitting needles making a scarf, to bad i killed her
but the strange thing is the sock keeps getting longer every morning i wake up.