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« Reply #15 on: 08:55:55 PM 02/04/16 »
Your new dress is so soft, it really feels like baby skin.

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« Reply #16 on: 10:22:58 PM 02/04/16 »
I don't mind taking the garbage out for Mom, but it always fights back.

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« Reply #17 on: 11:19:04 PM 02/06/16 »
"She made fun of my writing... so, now I write with her blood."
social construction means academic destruction
social construction means academic destruction
social construction means academic destruction
social construction means academic destruction
social construction means academic destruction

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« Reply #18 on: 08:44:27 AM 02/11/16 »
I never realized how nice the view from this tree was.

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« Reply #19 on: 08:46:34 AM 02/11/16 »
I'm starting to grow tired of sausage everyday.

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« Reply #20 on: 08:47:33 AM 02/11/16 »
I think, just this once, I will let them see my face.

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« Reply #21 on: 11:37:43 AM 02/11/16 »
My son just authored a new story, its a murder mystery about my daughter.
Do you enjoy a glass of red or white blood cells?

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« Reply #22 on: 06:00:44 PM 02/11/16 »
People really shouldn't squeeze their hearts like that.

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« Reply #23 on: 07:54:33 PM 02/11/16 »
When you wish upon a star, it often wishes things back on you.

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« Reply #24 on: 11:21:01 AM 02/18/16 »
I told you you didnt need both of your kidneys

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« Reply #25 on: 11:21:46 AM 02/18/16 »
"Here comes the Welcome Committee" - Credit to David King/Pasta Shade/CrackedMack
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« Reply #26 on: 04:22:05 AM 02/27/16 »
"Mommy, do all pumpkins scream when you carve them?"
"Like the Moon over
Day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools."

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« Reply #27 on: 04:01:19 PM 02/29/16 »
There exists, if one is foolhardy enough to look, a device that, when activated, will cause a temporal, when activated, if one is foolhardy, there exists, a device that, enough to look.

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« Reply #28 on: 12:14:27 AM 03/01/16 »
I know sweetie but Molly is very sick and Daddy is going to take her to a better place tonight. 
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« Reply #29 on: 04:49:14 PM 03/08/16 »
They say "if the shoe fits, wear it", but what if the shoe bites?