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Title: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Slimebeast on 03:24:38 PM 01/14/16
Let's do that thing people do.

One sentence.

Be creepy.

Go.



Example:

"For Sale: Crucifix, doesn't work."

(spot the reference for extra points.)
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Skill Flea on 08:49:02 PM 01/14/16
Free Domain Available: BlackPeopleMeat.com

(hint: there's a reference to a really popular website here)


"For Sale: Crucifix, doesn't work."

(spot the reference for extra points.)

I have no idea what this reference is Slimy.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Lyca on 05:48:53 PM 01/17/16
When I asked my reflection a question, it answered me.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Slimebeast on 02:11:05 AM 01/18/16
It was a brand new carton of milk, but there was my old school photo on the side.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Skill Flea on 03:54:15 AM 01/18/16
Grandma helped bake the cookies for her funeral.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Lyca on 05:53:15 AM 01/18/16
I panicked at the sound of dirt falling on the box I was in.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Arnor on 06:19:11 AM 01/18/16
I woke up to find her dead in my bed, and not in the woods where I'd left her.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Arnor on 06:41:39 AM 01/18/16
My father bent down and kissed me good night, as he'd done every night for the ten years since he died.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Lyca on 08:08:52 AM 01/18/16
As I finished my meal I came to the conclusion that humans really do taste like chicken.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Skill Flea on 04:31:18 PM 01/18/16
The doctors gave me my sight back but everyone looks like a living rotting corpse.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: gorre220 on 09:16:42 PM 01/21/16
I came to the rushing horror of the notion that I accidentally hit the reply all button....
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: G. Preeb on 08:21:43 PM 01/23/16
Slimebeast, it kind of sounds like Hemingway's famous six-word-novel, "For sale: Baby shoes, never used."

Well, here's my stab at it,

The paradox of insanity: They say insane people don't realize they are insane, but I know I'm healthy despite what the doctors tell me.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Slimebeast on 10:19:47 PM 01/23/16
The taxi traveled backward for hours until the driver owed me several hundred dollars.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Hairytoesjoe on 11:59:55 PM 01/23/16
Right when the coffin had finally been lowered under the soil and buried, we all heard a loud snore.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Wanderfox on 07:23:57 PM 02/04/16
I look over to my left and saw my wife sitting in her chair with her knitting needles making a scarf, to bad i killed her
but the strange thing is the sock keeps getting longer every morning i wake up.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: l.a. on 08:55:55 PM 02/04/16
Your new dress is so soft, it really feels like baby skin.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Slimebeast on 10:22:58 PM 02/04/16
I don't mind taking the garbage out for Mom, but it always fights back.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Lonely Kek the Dae Dae Bird on 11:19:04 PM 02/06/16
"She made fun of my writing... so, now I write with her blood."
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 08:44:27 AM 02/11/16
I never realized how nice the view from this tree was.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 08:46:34 AM 02/11/16
I'm starting to grow tired of sausage everyday.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 08:47:33 AM 02/11/16
I think, just this once, I will let them see my face.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Skill Flea on 11:37:43 AM 02/11/16
My son just authored a new story, its a murder mystery about my daughter.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 06:00:44 PM 02/11/16
People really shouldn't squeeze their hearts like that.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Slimebeast on 07:54:33 PM 02/11/16
When you wish upon a star, it often wishes things back on you.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 11:21:01 AM 02/18/16
I told you you didnt need both of your kidneys
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 11:21:46 AM 02/18/16
"Here comes the Welcome Committee" - Credit to David King/Pasta Shade/CrackedMack
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: CrackedMack on 04:22:05 AM 02/27/16
"Mommy, do all pumpkins scream when you carve them?"
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 04:01:19 PM 02/29/16
There exists, if one is foolhardy enough to look, a device that, when activated, will cause a temporal, when activated, if one is foolhardy, there exists, a device that, enough to look.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Skill Flea on 12:14:27 AM 03/01/16
I know sweetie but Molly is very sick and Daddy is going to take her to a better place tonight. 
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 04:49:14 PM 03/08/16
They say "if the shoe fits, wear it", but what if the shoe bites?
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Lyca on 08:31:03 AM 03/13/16
I felt a sense of calm as I squeezed the still warm heart in my hands.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: EmperorWu on 05:20:07 AM 03/21/16
I see her menacing grin and hands on my back reflecting on the water, she knows I can't swim.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Three of Swords on 10:38:01 AM 03/24/16
I looked at the animatronic lay on the table in a back room of Creative Engineering, the framework running through the body of Aaron’s dead daughter.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 09:09:26 AM 05/20/16
In the garden of Eden, no one can hear you scream.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: ParmaJon on 12:31:54 PM 05/20/16
She kept screaming her little heart out until I took it out.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: eldritchhat on 08:14:46 PM 05/23/16
A broken clock is right at least twice, I look down at my hand, A broken clock is right at least twice.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: GrimGhost1969 on 08:30:33 PM 08/10/16
I wouldn't mind the sound of my closet creaking every night when I try to go to sleep, but I live in my apartment alone.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: GrimGhost1969 on 07:07:43 PM 07/14/17
There's a small crack on the wall behind one of my framed pictures, and what I can't figure out is why it keeps on twitching whenever I get close.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Secoura on 08:20:04 AM 08/05/17
I wouldn't mind the sound of footsteps from above my bedroom so much if I didn't live in a single story house.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Letrune on 10:44:32 AM 08/06/17
I always loved flying, but the people below always throw rocks at me.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: lavecki on 01:24:29 PM 08/30/17
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, mine all seem to be screaming the same thing.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Letrune on 10:59:16 PM 09/03/17
What do you mean by "sleeping is involuntary"?

Edit: just one more.
I had ran out of tears a while ago - how can I get more?
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: SciGuyHatz on 09:43:59 AM 09/29/17
"Shit, where did that spider go?"
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: The Crow Below on 10:14:38 PM 01/12/18
There's no fun in raising kids unless you get to see it through to the end.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: Letrune on 02:23:38 AM 01/22/18
If they ever come out of that door again, fill it with concrete, I don't care whose grandparents they are.
Title: Re: One Sentence Pastas
Post by: HeadExploder99 on 02:35:59 PM 02/07/18
I'm eating Cheetos Puffs, and suddenly I feel a little, well, how do I put this, puffed up.