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Super Hyper-Realistic Smoke" Original Piece by xxSkillzFleaxx

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« on: 05:56:21 PM 01/11/16 »
I turned to my partner and saw hyper-realistic smoke coming out of his mouth! He did this every day on the force, blowing it in my face. He died of lung cancer ...

30 years later.

After the funeral I was walking in the dark forest outside of muy house when I saw it. A blood-red NES cartridge laying there in the middle of the woods. I jumped back in horor at its presence. The words rang out so clearly:

"Smoking Simulator".

I took it home. It was a sign. From my dead partner - this is his work.

I popped it in to my son's NES. He complained about me using his NES so I beat his ass. This was 4 my partner!!

When I turned on the NES, the NES began to vomit out hyper-realistic vomit! My son screamed, so I had to hit him again.

The game continued to play on my TV and despite the mountain of vomit spewing everywhere. The sound was unbearable!! The hyper-realistic vomit was turning into hyper-realistic blood -I couldn't handle it anymore.

I had to turn off the game.

As I hit the power button,one final message played on the screen.

There was my partner's face crying hyper-realistic blood. With the words underneath in blood:

"Smoking Killz"
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« Reply #1 on: 03:39:09 PM 01/13/16 »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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« Reply #2 on: 05:08:30 PM 01/13/16 »
I was challenged to write a creepypasta about hyper-realistic smoking. I blacked out for 10 minutes and this is what I had typed out.

When I write crappypasta, I morph into xxSkillzFleaxx. 
« Last Edit: 05:10:25 PM 01/13/16 by Skill Flea »
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« Reply #3 on: 10:15:59 PM 01/31/16 »
best story written in 2016
A decent amount of sarcasm

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« Reply #4 on: 11:04:22 PM 01/31/16 »
best story written in 2016

I agree. Slimebeast got nothing on me!!
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« Reply #5 on: 07:54:51 PM 02/03/16 »
Except cameras.

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« Reply #6 on: 10:18:56 PM 02/03/16 »
Except cameras.

Just know that whenever you can see your cat, I can see you.  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 05:47:03 PM 02/15/16 »
SO SPOOPY AAAAAHHHHHHH
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« Reply #8 on: 05:37:05 PM 02/27/16 »
Get ready for the sequel. Its gonna be spoopy!
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« Reply #9 on: 08:32:02 AM 03/26/16 »
May I do a reading of this skill flea?

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« Reply #10 on: 10:03:38 PM 03/27/16 »
May I do a reading of this skill flea?

Ha ha, sure I insist!
If you can just post the link to the story in whatever media you do this in. You can also credit me if you want, although I don't know if this is something I want to be known for lol.
Oh and post the link of the narration here as well. I look forward to it! 
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« Reply #11 on: 08:40:49 AM 03/28/16 »
This is like if Slimebeast and Vincent Vena Cava had a copyrighted baby! *slowly admires*
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« Reply #12 on: 11:13:43 PM 04/27/16 »
People who have read this story are:





The second one is... different...
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